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[superflea]

Geez that looks like it would hurt!:shrug:

 

[manchester1]

I read a few reviews. Funny stuff. Did you buy one:laugh::laugh::laugh:

 

[trailhopper]

Do they offer a Bobbitt discount?

 

[buckeye]

Sad thing, somebody got their Dad on for Fathers Day.
"Oh hell, tie, banana slicer, tie banana slicer.":laugh:

 

[TANKSAREUS]

You should post that under WTF - the reviews were funny :freakout: south side story

 

[cumminsbayou]

"For decades I have been trying to come up with an ideal way to slice a banana. "Use a knife!" they say. Well...my parole officer won't allow me to be around knives. "Shoot it with a gun!" Background check...HELLO! I had to resort to carefully attempt to slice those bananas with my bare hands. 99.9% of the time, I would get so frustrated that I just ended up squishing the fruit in my hands and throwing it against the wall in anger. Then, after a fit of banana-induced rage, my parole officer introduced me to this kitchen marvel and my life was changed. No longer consumed by seething anger and animosity towards thick-skinned yellow fruit, I was able to concentrate on my love of theatre and am writing a musical play about two lovers from rival gangs that just try to make it in the world. I think I'll call it South Side Story."

 

[bandit 40]

What???:doah:

 

[Tom S.]

That's just hilarious. :laugh::laugh::laugh:

 

[toomanytoys]

I've seen this before. There is another one..

Amazon.com: The Mountain Three Wolf Moon Short Sleeve Tee: Clothing

This item has wolves on it which makes it intrinsically sweet and worth 5 stars by itself, but once I tried it on, that's when the magic happened. After checking to ensure that the shirt would properly cover my girth, I walked from my trailer to Wal-mart with the shirt on and was immediately approached by women. The women knew from the wolves on my shirt that I, like a wolf, am a mysterious loner who knows how to 'howl at the moon' from time to time (if you catch my drift!). The women that approached me wanted to know if I would be their boyfriend and/or give them money for something they called mehth. I told them no, because they didn't have enough teeth, and frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.

I arrived at Wal-mart, mounted my courtesy-scooter (walking is such a drag!) sitting side saddle so that my wolves would show. While I was browsing tube socks, I could hear aroused asthmatic breathing behind me. I turned around to see a slightly sweaty dream in sweatpants and flip-flops standing there. She told me she liked the wolves on my shirt, I told her I wanted to howl at her moon. She offered me a swig from her mountain dew, and I drove my scooter, with her shuffling along side out the door and into the rest of our lives. Thank you wolf shirt.

Pros: Fits my girthy frame, has wolves on it, attracts women
Cons: Only 3 wolves (could probably use a few more on the 'guns'), cannot see wolves when sitting with arms crossed, wolves would have been better if they glowed in the dark.

http://www.amazon.com/Uranium-Ore/dp/B000796XXM/ref=sr_1_15?ie=UTF8&qid=1359470320&sr=8-15&keywords=uranium+ore

I loved the one on this one about the giant ants.

http://www.amazon.com/Tuscan-Whole-Milk-Gallon-128/dp/B00032G1S0/ref=pd_sim_sbs_indust_4

That one includes a great parady of "The Raven"

http://www.amazon.com/Diamond-Platinum-4-01ct-0-62ct-0-54ct/dp/B00ACVLIQ2/ref=pd_sim_sbs_indust_2

125,000 dollar ring with great reviews