Well, since everyone else is posting up their cars .....
1973 Volkswagon Bug, 1600cc dual-port engine. Restored in California, towed to Arizona. That's a 1930-something Dodge in the background, made into a street rod with airbag suspension and a 350 under the hood.
The pocketbike is my mini-ratbike, with such custom features as a DuPont spraypaint can muffler, Altoids can air cleaner, BMX Mongoose footpegs, and a custom seat made from some spare sheet steel and part of an old office keyboard track.