I sleep like road kill. Whatever position I am in when I fall asleep is usually the position I wake up in. It usually takes me 10 to 20 seconds to fall asleep, its borderline weird. The running joke in my family is that its a wonder I fathered children, because anytime I get anywhere near horizontal, I'm out.:shrug:
My wife, on the other hand, goes to sleep talking and wakes up talking. She rolls around and beats the hell out of things to get them "just right". Its like trying to sleep with a roto-tiller.
It usually takes me 10 to 20 seconds to fall asleep, its borderline weird. The running joke in my family is that its a wonder I fathered children, because anytime I get anywhere near horizontal, I'm out.:shrug:
I sleep walk and eat stuff while asleep.Woke up many a night with some nasty taste in my mouth,once took two finger swipe out of the old ladys compact:censure:makeup dont taste good at all.Another time woke up standing at the bathroom vanity staring at myself,nasty taste,looked in my hand at the bottle of calmine lotion.
LOL WTF??!!! I can picture myself doing that. From what the wife says im a "flopper". i think i prefer my stomach. hate sleeping on my back when i get into bed however put me on my back in front of the TV at 11:00pm at night and its lights out.
wow, y'all can't stay still at all, i wake up exactly how i fell asleep, don't roll, don't walk, don't eat beauty products, hell my girl says i don't even make a sound when i get up
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