Sure you have. Me, this weekend to be sure. First off, testing a MB electrical system for hours with two new, total crap ,test leads and not knowing it. Then sending a way too high voltage due to the BS test leads to an electronic control device and letting all the smoke out of it.
Then trying to start a Vapor Locked Predator engine and pulling the rope starter and the rope tore in half.
I then went to put the bike up,calling it a day when I opened the kick stand only to have the welded kick stand welded frame bracket tear off of the bikes frame as soon as the bikes weight was placed on it.I caught the bike just as it started to fall over only to realize there was no way to support it,no clear walls in the garage. I had to lay the bike down,and of course gasoline leaked out of the full tank onto my 90 degree garage floor as I went to get a cinder block to prop up the bike.
I picked up the cinder block only to have a six foot Bull Snake strike at me just to get my heart pounding even more. Bull snakes mimic Rattle Snakes and they sound just like them but are harmless if you don't have a heart attack from having the crap scared out of you.
I propped up the bike, cleaned up the spilled gas, closed up the garage and went into the house to get a well deserved beer. I opened the Fridge and No beer. It's Sunday and we have Blue Laws. No alcoholic beverages can be purchased on Sundays. The Water Cooler is Iced up due to the heat and very high humidity here. No water will flow out of it. I now have to thaw out the water cooler which takes hours. And it has a full five gallon bottle of water that will need to be drained out of it to clear out the ice.
Our tap water would gag a maggot.
And now my wife reminds me its my turn to pick up the Greyhound's Dog Shit in the backyard.
Other than that, it was a good weekend.
Then trying to start a Vapor Locked Predator engine and pulling the rope starter and the rope tore in half.
I then went to put the bike up,calling it a day when I opened the kick stand only to have the welded kick stand welded frame bracket tear off of the bikes frame as soon as the bikes weight was placed on it.I caught the bike just as it started to fall over only to realize there was no way to support it,no clear walls in the garage. I had to lay the bike down,and of course gasoline leaked out of the full tank onto my 90 degree garage floor as I went to get a cinder block to prop up the bike.
I picked up the cinder block only to have a six foot Bull Snake strike at me just to get my heart pounding even more. Bull snakes mimic Rattle Snakes and they sound just like them but are harmless if you don't have a heart attack from having the crap scared out of you.
I propped up the bike, cleaned up the spilled gas, closed up the garage and went into the house to get a well deserved beer. I opened the Fridge and No beer. It's Sunday and we have Blue Laws. No alcoholic beverages can be purchased on Sundays. The Water Cooler is Iced up due to the heat and very high humidity here. No water will flow out of it. I now have to thaw out the water cooler which takes hours. And it has a full five gallon bottle of water that will need to be drained out of it to clear out the ice.
Our tap water would gag a maggot.
And now my wife reminds me its my turn to pick up the Greyhound's Dog Shit in the backyard.
Other than that, it was a good weekend.
