Left outside
I used to ride a really ratty (really ratty) old Triumph... It was so ugly, that one time when I was parked in front of my house, I looked out the window to see two guys struggling to load it into a truck. I came out and asked what the hell they were doing, and calm as can be, they said 'picking up this junk bike somebody threw out'. I told them it was mine, and that they had to put it back. At first they didn't believe me......