I am not a painter. I remind my wife all the time. I retired from fixing cars so I can pretend to be a farmer and enjoy my collection of obsolete farm junk. I am actually a very good woodworker, but not a carpenter. A have been welding for 50 years. I can do pretty welds, but not out in the wind with rusty old stuff and flux core wire. I have always used the same, rude two word challenge for anybody who doesn't like the looks of my welds.
That building where I am working on this thing is the only one with concrete floor, so it is where I weld. It is also the only one with heat, so it is where the pullets (baby hens) spent this past spring. They need to be kept at about 80 degrees until they get all their feathers. The pine shavings on the floor do present a fire hazard, but I never pull everything out of there and sweep that floor until they start laying about November. Then they go out to what we call the "chicken zoo".
Oh, the two words for critics of my welds?
Break one.