LOL! As a matter of fact, dogs are my favorite people! The other day, my wife and I took Sparky in to the vets for his shots. He hates the vets, people, other animals, grand kids, and was shivering. (Rat Terrier) So we both took turns consoling him.
Later on, the vet (a nice lady) is looking at our muzzled, snarling ankle biter, and asks, "is that lip stick?" My wife had kissed him I guess. Thanks for the piece.