My kid gave me a duck

[Olskoolmastertec]

My son comes over and unloads a duck with a bent front fork and fried wheels and says"look what I gotcha for 8 dollars" I think I am being set up here......:doah:

 

[GTO]

My son comes over and unloads a duck with a bent front fork and fried wheels and says"look what I gotcha for 8 dollars" I think I am being set up here......:doah:

I'm confused,,,,,,,,

Your son gives you fried duck and expects you to eat it with a bent fork? :doah:

 

[Strigoi]

no, his son didn't want to touch the duck because it might poop on him so he stabbed it with a bent fork and gave it to him.

 

[spacecoast]

Ducks are greasy.

 

[mac350]

who's on first

 

[steven Durham]

Make spring rolls out of the Duck and a nice peanut dipping sauce and have a party LOL
Finger :thefinger: food no forks necessary. steve

 

[GTO]

 

[waynelass]

well that,s just ducky:thumbsup:

 

[jimh]

Lucky man. All my kids ever gave me was a hard time and more gray hairs.:doah:

 

[Parliament]

Wanna buy a duck?

A What?

A Duck.

Does it run?

No

Wanna buy a duck?

 

[spacecoast]

Parliament, should have gone this way.

Wanna buy a duck?

A what?

A duck.

Does it run?

No.

It waddles.

 

[steven Durham]

Around Oregon you just hear are you a DUCK or BEAVER fan so 50% of the time your wrong. LOL Steve Motor-sports only like mini bikes rule

 

[minis4me]

duck duck goose