I have nothing to do with the red hood, It is my brother in-laws. There is also half a '73 Camaro in my driveway. If it woudl fit in the garbage can I would throw it out.
Okay, here's an idea for getting rid of that Camaro:
First, fire up your plamsa cutter ........
No, seriously, why not make it into "yard art"? Make it look like it just ran into the wall of your house by cutting off the front end. Make a couch out of the trunk area. That hood would make a cool backyard table. Cut off the front six inches of the car, and mount it on the wall (and wire up the headlights). Or, you could pull a Dennis Shuler and take the entire outer skin off the car, flatten it out, connect each panel with cables to the other panels, and have a "Camaro Pelt". (Look up "Dennis Shuler", "Pinto Pelt", and "Spyder Pelt". The guy does some wild art-car stuff .... he was responsible for "The Spindle" featured in WAYNE'S WORLD.)