ford
Thew was a old ford tractor at one of my jobs that was beat on but always ran, one day the trans wouldnt shift anymore, and the hydro line leaked so bad you had to fill it twice a day, I was the only one who they would use it because all the other people in the yard were Pu$$ys, you know the type that need power steering and auto trans or they cant drive it. Anyhow one day it was so broke I had to park it so the mechanic could repair it and the other loaders were either broke or sum lazy person was driving it in circles to get out of work and someone needed loaded badly, they called me to do it cuz im the only one who could operate the machines that were in bad shape. And then someone in the yard angrilly hopped on it got it in the pile got a scoop and ban it stalled and wouldnt shift and the bucket was stuck in the air, The some guy from the office whos job was to push pens on paper came out and said to load the guys truck with a shovel. so i grabbed a small spade and preceded to load his pickup with the dirt he ordered as the office guy grabbed a gigantic snow shovel and said i was a pu$$y and he could load faster with the larger shovel, He got one heaping scoop loaded with his snow shovel and on the 2nd scoop he threw out his back as I told him whats taking so long im loading more with my tiny little shovel, knowing that you can shovel a scoop 10 scoops from a smaller shovel in the time it takes to shovel 1 snow shovel full of dirt. Man if that tractor hadnt broke I wouldnt be able to greet him daily and ask how the back is doing, He never doubted me after that when i told him a machine was broke because i wont stop using it till its run into the ground, btw the old ford was the oldest tractor in the yard.