Real world math hahaha!!

vette66_00

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REAL WORLD MATH

Schools are finally starting to teach practical math that these kids can use in real-world situations!
It's about time!

NAME____________________

GANG/CREW NAME______________

CRIB_________________


1. Lajames has an AK-47 with a 200-round clip. He usually misses 6 of every 10 shots and he uses 13 rounds per drive- by shootin. How many mofos can Lajames ice on a drive- by before he gotta reload?

2. Leroy has 2 ounces of cocaine. If he sells an 8 ball to Antonio for $320 and 2 grams to Juan for $85 per gram, what be the street value of the rest of his shit?

3. Dwayne pimps 3 ho's. If the price is $85 per trick, how many tricks per day must each ho turn to support Dwayne's $800 per day Crack habit?

4. Raul wants to cut the pound of cocaine he bought for $40,000 to make 20% profit. How many ounce bags will he need to make to gets the 20% upside?

5. Ray-Ray gets $2000 for a stolen BMW, $1500 for stealing a Corvette, and $1000 for a 4 x 4. If he steals 1 BMW, 2 Corvettes and 3 4x4's, how many more Corvettes must he steal to make the 10k for his brother's bail?

6. Pedro got 6 years for murder. He also got $10,000 for the hit. If his common-law wife spends $100 of his hit mone! y per mo nth, how much money will be left when he gets out?

7. If an average can of spray paint covers 22 square feet and the average letter is 3 square feet, how many letters can be sprayed with three 8 oz. Cans of spray paint with 20% paint left over?

8. Tyrone knocked up 4 girls in the gang. There be 20 girls in his gang. What be the percentage of bitches Tyrone knocked up?

9. Lafawnda is a lookout for the gang. Lafawnda also has a Boa Constrictor that eats 5 rats per week and a cost of $5 per rat. If Lafawnda makes $700 a week as a lookout, how many weeks can she feed her snake with one week's income?

10. Marvin steals Juan's skateboard. As Marvin skates away at 15mph, Juan loads his 357 Magnum piece. If it takes Juan 20 seconds to load his piece, how far away will Marvin be when he gets whacked?
 
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I think this is funny, other's may not and your right on the line with your foot. I would make sure you do not offend and get banned, edit yourself. It's not going to go over the way you intended.


TT :wink:
 

vette66_00

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did u come up with this vette cause its pretty funny
Some times I can be funny. To be honest I did this about a year ago. These are names straight from my son's math homework. I just redid the context in which they where written. About the same time frame I wrote GTO a song. :doah:. It has nothing to do with race as I said these where the names from my son's Math Book. Posted on few other site but never here. Then I saw it as an email lastnight and figured Id post it. LOL


vett

You been hanging around F St. and Tulare St. lately?
Hell If I should there too long I would either be rob'd or shot. Unless I was picking somebody up :lol: funny thing is the biggest Hooker area is 10 blocks from the biggest police sub station.
 
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