To be completely upfront the little man did give the bike to my Son three years ago, it was well used and a year or so later it vanished from my fenced in front yard with a rolling gate and dogs that patrol the yard. I thought my Son had taken it to a buddy's house and got it stolen just didn't want to admit it but with my dogs patrolling the yard there seemed no other explanation. This vertically challenged little man had invited us to swim a year or so before he gave the bike to my Son and he was so anal retentive about the rules it just was not fun so we never went back. This little man is a drinker, has bourbon breath at 9am and stays lit all day. He evidently was butthurt that even with his continued invitations we preferred to go to the waterpark where the rules are clear and fairly enforced. So he sent a few notes about how we were snubbing him and his wife and that he wanted to "revisit" our friendship that quite frankly was never established. When I declined he got upset but I could give a shit less. So two years passed and the bike never was found, the other day he had a storm shelter put in his garage and had taken a lot of things in the driveway. Well the bike was sitting there plain as day, my daughter confirmed it was the same bike. This means the petty little man came into my yard and since he is familiar with my dogs be cause although I've asked him not to he still gives them treats. So he had to have wheeled it right back to his house from my yard. Do I confront the bastard? Do I whip a man a full head shorter than me for stealing from my yard? Or do I expose him as the thief he is to the entire neighborhood? Honestly I'd rather beat the hell out of him but that comes with potential charges and lord knows I've had enough of those. I cannot let this slide, I will not let it slide. What would you guys and gals do?
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