Scaring the wife thread
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I once put a big rubber tarantula on fishing line under our lounge chair across from where my wife sits to watch TV....
I was in the kitchen hiding around a wall. She came down stairs sat down and I waited 5 min. To let her "settle in"......
I slow realed him out couple inches at a time till she saw it......
I have never....EVER! In the 10 years we have been together heard her SCREAM!:scared::scared::freakout::freakout: like she did!!
I was in the kitchen like this:lol::lol:
She jumped up on the couch and yelled my name!
Once I came clean with the joke.....
SHE WAS PISSED!:laugh:
I'm surprised I didn't get this.....:death::gun_bandana::hang:
I was in the kitchen hiding around a wall. She came down stairs sat down and I waited 5 min. To let her "settle in"......
I slow realed him out couple inches at a time till she saw it......
I have never....EVER! In the 10 years we have been together heard her SCREAM!:scared::scared::freakout::freakout: like she did!!
I was in the kitchen like this:lol::lol:
She jumped up on the couch and yelled my name!
Once I came clean with the joke.....
SHE WAS PISSED!:laugh:
I'm surprised I didn't get this.....:death::gun_bandana::hang:
The deer head in the toilet is good.
I like the rubber spider too.....
I set a new personal best last night ( she will not talk to me )
I got a full on pee and too frightened to make a sound.....
Just hands flapping and stabbing at the air.
I bought a Gorilla mask and took off all my clothes, I hid in the closset just before bed.
She had her evening smoke and came in to hit the sack.
When she turned the corner to the bed I walked out the closset.
She chased me out the bed room, and around the island int he kitchen.
Dog even got into the act and chased me ( or her hard to tell ).
Woke up my son but was able to get some pants on before I had to explain myself.
SO WORTH IT.....
I had a great day at work!
I feel great.
Nothing like mayhem to put the spring in you step after a hard week at work.
I like the rubber spider too.....
I set a new personal best last night ( she will not talk to me )
I got a full on pee and too frightened to make a sound.....
Just hands flapping and stabbing at the air.
I bought a Gorilla mask and took off all my clothes, I hid in the closset just before bed.
She had her evening smoke and came in to hit the sack.
When she turned the corner to the bed I walked out the closset.
She chased me out the bed room, and around the island int he kitchen.
Dog even got into the act and chased me ( or her hard to tell ).
Woke up my son but was able to get some pants on before I had to explain myself.
SO WORTH IT.....
I had a great day at work!
I feel great.
Nothing like mayhem to put the spring in you step after a hard week at work.
Wife is deathly afraid of spiders. So, 30 years ago, and a few days before our wedding anniversary I got a ring box and a antique joke spider...
I put the joke spider into the ring box, and used a marker and wrote on the outside of the box: "Do NOT open!"
I then placed it next to her tv chair and waited.... :innocent:
Of course, she opened it, (what woman wouldn't).... :laugh:
I still hear about that, and we just had our 33rd anniversary yesterday.
I still tell her it's her fault, because I clearly marked the box "Do NOT Open!", lol
I put the joke spider into the ring box, and used a marker and wrote on the outside of the box: "Do NOT open!"
I then placed it next to her tv chair and waited.... :innocent:
Of course, she opened it, (what woman wouldn't).... :laugh:
I still hear about that, and we just had our 33rd anniversary yesterday.
I still tell her it's her fault, because I clearly marked the box "Do NOT Open!", lol