SHTF Mini Bike Plan!!

#1
For those not familiar with "SHTF", it means shit hits the fan. :thumbsup:

So, hypothetical for mini bikers:

You have 1000 dollars to spend on a SHTF plan. You only have 1000 dollars, and your mini bike(choose which one and why) with a half gallon of fuel in your tank.

You can spend the 1000 dollars on whatever you need to survive a collapse of western civilization.

Key notes to make:

Where are you going to go?
How are you going to take the amenities you purchased with you?


Example(Me):


Green Jelly said:
Doodlebug w/ modded 6.5 clone (only mini i have) I'd head to the logging trails/mountains 25 miles from my hometown.

Flint/Steel - 5 dollars
Wood saw + axe + hunting knife + multipurpose tool - 50 dollars at bi mart
Gas cans filled with gasoline - 25 dollars
Wagon to rig up to the mini bike - free craigslist ad
Marlin 995 10/22 w/scope + 2 15rd magazines - 150 dollars from friend
5000 .22 federal rounds - 120-150 dollars bi mart
Metal surplus ammo can - 10 dollars
Back pack - 20 dollars
Tent + Tarps/Rope + Sleeping Bag - 70 dollars bi mart
Get the marlin 995 sited in at bi mart - free
Crank LED Flashlight/Radio Combo - 25 dollars
Large first aid kit - 50 dollars
(Was thinking alcohol, but it's not a renewable source of "happiness" :p) So by some means I'd purchase a few marijuana plants illegally to plant and re-grow wherever I'm planning to stay.) - Probably expect to pay 100 dollars.
100 dollars on surplus clothes.
245 dollars on canned food, i'd be using the food sparingly and only use it when necessary; constantly hunting for small game, and attempting to head shot deer.

Note: Un-taxed in oregon, mwahahaha!
Have fun with it, and don't take it it too literally or serious. :eek:ut:
 

mybiz

New Member
#2
:confused::confused::confused: I think you been up there in them hills to long eating something besides green jelly:freakout::laugh::biggrin::evil_laughter::oops::eek:hmy:
 
#3
:confused::confused::confused: I think you been up there in them hills to long eating something besides green jelly:freakout::laugh::biggrin::evil_laughter::oops::eek:hmy:
It's a hypothetical, and as I said before have fun with it, and don't take it literally or serious. I'm sure your brain has some creativity in it somewhere. :wink:

Try to bring some themes into it as well such as zombies!, or... COMMUNIST ZOMBIES! :p
 

mybiz

New Member
#4
gezzz

It's a hypothetical, and as I said before have fun with it, and don't take it literally or serious. I'm sure your brain has some creativity in it somewhere. :wink:

Try to bring some themes into it as well such as zombies!, or... COMMUNIST ZOMBIES! :p
What do you think i was trying to do:mellow: I was doing just like you quoted having fun with it:001_tt2: I'm not one who trash talks on the internet that is left for the :punk:'S who hide behind there keyboards! like i've said i'm having some fun with it:thumbsup: And i've got to ask you this Why Green Jelly:confused:
 
#6
Alone in the Wilderness is an awesome documentary.

anyways, i'd go to my buddy's place. he lives off the beaten path, has lots of guns and a couple of dogs that will hahahaha you up if you come on his property. you can also see people coming from over a half mile away on a gravel road (driving over 20mph on it is pushing it and it's about a mile long). it gives you a few minutes to get prepared. there's also a bunch of open space behind his house with game and he's got a well (which doesn't matter if there's no power). his neighbors also have several horses which we could steal if needed to avoid using trucks.
 

Oldsalt

Well-Known Member
#7
IMHO, If there is a collaspe of Western Civilization the best thing you can have stored back is a 55 gallon drum of really hot chilli powder. It will make the rats and toads and slugs you will be eating a whole lot easier to choke down.
 
#9
For those not familiar with "SHTF", it means shit hits the fan. :thumbsup:...


Example(Me):...
5000 .22 federal rounds - 120-150 dollars bi mart...
Big flaw there. You could spend the rest of your life standing in line to buy 5,000 rounds of .22 ammo at Bi-Mart and miss the revolution completely. They never have any, and there's a big sign behind the counter that says if they ever do get any, they'll only sell you 4 boxes at a time. :doah:
 
#10
I think the Alaska Wilderness is where i would go. I would take a fishing rod, a few guns and some camping stuff and stay near Fairbanks as I have a client there who has a cabin.

I would also pan for gold @ $1000.00 an ounce and leave the herbs in California to rot away!

TT
 
#11
We are surrounded by deep mountain country, hell they can't even find Sasquatch up in here. :laugh:

The family would probably take the Super bronc,Tote Gote, Mini Burro,and or trooper, all will fit in the FWD Van. Three bikes would load quite a bit of the basics once in the deep, Would stash some stuff from the van down below.

I'd grab a 308 AR, a AR-15,(both collapsible) a folding 10/22 , G 20 (10mm) G-34, and G19 pistols and a shotgun. That will get you about anything you need or want when it comes time to scavenge , hunt, or fend off any Zombie socialists . :laugh:

BTW, I'd rather have a ziplock bag of Bic lighters then a flint in the rain any day! Freeze dried food is light, small and goes a long way.
 
#12
Don't forget to have one vehicle or minibike diesel. Then the EMF pulses won't wipe out your ignition. Also whatever oil you are running on won't turn to gunk in 6 months. Or, maybe it will, but it will probably still run.
 
#13
Big flaw there. You could spend the rest of your life standing in line to buy 5,000 rounds of .22 ammo at Bi-Mart and miss the revolution completely. They never have any, and there's a big sign behind the counter that says if they ever do get any, they'll only sell you 4 boxes at a time. :doah:
Damn media over-hyping everything! :doah:
 
#14
Don't forget to have one vehicle or minibike diesel. Then the EMF pulses won't wipe out your ignition. Also whatever oil you are running on won't turn to gunk in 6 months. Or, maybe it will, but it will probably still run.
Be sure to stock up on fuel. The same EMF pulses that wipe out your electronic ignition will probably also wreak havoc on the electronically controlled fuel pump at the gas station.
 
#15
Alone in the Wilderness is an awesome documentary.

anyways, i'd go to my buddy's place. he lives off the beaten path, has lots of guns and a couple of dogs that will hahahaha you up if you come on his property. you can also see people coming from over a half mile away on a gravel road (driving over 20mph on it is pushing it and it's about a mile long). it gives you a few minutes to get prepared. there's also a bunch of open space behind his house with game and he's got a well (which doesn't matter if there's no power). his neighbors also have several horses which we could steal if needed to avoid using trucks.
The Gary Busey avatar is your creepiest one yet. :thumbsup:
 
Top