Kyle, I got it now, You're building that bike to sit in the trophy room, no , You have no neighbors, must live in a town by yourself, every where to ride no one to bother you, no, Must have all deaf neighbors, no, I like Jimh's answer, They're noisy, they smoke, and neighbors usually will call the cops on about the second or third pass!!!!
PS I can't believe you took a hacksaw to "Wanda", she's going to dump you the first chance she gets!!! lol
dave