Weird phrases our fathers said..Post them

[minibikedude]

I forgot this one oldie, Useless as a bore hog with tits.

 

[Minibender]

Many if not most of the above in some form along with,

"Use your head for something besides a hat rack!"

 

[derekbmn]

Mine always said "you'd complain if they hung ya with a new rope".

I always said.. "yeah no sh*t i'd complain if they hung me with any rope... new or not" or something to that effect.

Weird.:shrug:

 

[wayne]

MINe SAid, OCK DELEVA NOCKAMOLD I STILL DONT KNOW WHAT HE MENT, SOME OTHER THINGS
I WONT SAY, THIS SITE IS FOR GUY & GIRLS 8 to 80 :smile::smile::smile:

 

[fast tote goat]

When something didn't have enough power to do the job, like a slow car or truck, he would say that thing is gutless, it would'nt pull a sick whore off of a piss pot.

 

[quiklids]

Uff da:smile:

 

[jeep2003]

An older guy i usto work with was cutting something and said "This thing couldnt cut hot butter" I couldnt stop laughing for an hour :biggrin:

 

[buddha52]

My Dad would would always say " I'm going to jerk a knot in your neck!":smile:

 

[maddcarson]

my dad would say
"I DONT GIVE A RATS ASS"

 

[jeep2003]

"Now thats an equine of a different hue"

 

[Engine Lover]

"If your brains turned into fuel, it wouldn't be enough to start a spitfire!" Still haven't figured out what the hell a "spitfire" is??? :doah:

 

[bmcdonald]

Either a car as a triumph spitfire, my first car or a WWII British war plane.

 

[DZLBIKE]

You're nuttier than a squirrel turd!

 

[FordGalaxy]

wrong its cotton based

actually linen based.

 

[FordGalaxy]

My granddad "You know son, when you got the sh-ts your not put'en on any weight"

My friends granddad "So you been getting any honey on your stinger"

 

[jimh]

Do not corner something you know is meaner than you.

Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.

Boy, you're clumsier than a bear cub playing with.........................

 

[extGamer]

"This ain't a Zoo,animals dont live here, Its a house"

every time i mess my room he says it :xmas-smiley-016:

 

[quiklids]

"...smooth move, ex-lax..."

LOL...my kids are getting a kick out of that one, now!

 

[cheezy1]

Dummer than a mud fence:doah:

 

[bigevilone2]

Don't bother me now,I'm busier than a one legged duck in a butt kickin contest.
Or
Your about as funny as a pay toilet in a diarrhea war.