I need some impartial opinions guys. With today being Labor Day most of our local food joints are closed. That being the case I let my old lady talk me into going to one of her favorite places...SUBWAY. I should have known right there that this was not going to be good. This being my first time eating at Subway, I was speechless as I watched the sub builder put two paper thin slices of ham and two 1/4 slices of provolone on my ham & cheese sub. Lettuce, tomatoes, onions, and six stinking paper thin slices of black olives rounded out my sub. When I asked for a LOT of mayonnaise she put a thin squirt of mayo that looked like the shiny track that snails make. I asked for more and got a second track. I swear to God that all I tasted was the roll and the lettuce. Even after transferring all of the guts to the other end of the roll I still could not taste any meat. Of course I'm bitching all the way home and my old lady thinks I'm over reacting. Tell me guys; am I being unfair or does SUBWAY really make the skimpiest and most tasteless, piece of shit subs in the world? Ogy