Worlds Longest Mad Lib Thread

[Shawnster]

Let's start the worlds longest Mad Lib thread. I'll start it off.

A guy rode his mini bike into a bar and yelled at the.......

 

[Neck]

Chick sitting in a booth drinking a beer and smokin a stogie,who proceeded to

 

[2SlickNick]

climb on the bar and start twerking, then she noticed....

 

[thejoker]

climb on the bar and start twerking, then she noticed....

A cop with a tazzer gun then.........

 

[Jamie1972]

got up out of his booster seat and tripped over her.....

 

[Neck]

Boyfriends left foot, who had stuck it out to......

 

[Tom S.]

show off his new cowboy boots that he got...

 

[jbrewton]

from his boyfriend's jail cell in Mexico during the ....

 

[Docdc]

minibikes riots of 1967. Shaking it off, he....

 

[Neck]

Stood up and pointed the Tazer at her, and taking aim he....

 

[Jamie1972]

Realized..."OH SHOOT!......I forgot too......

 

[jbrewton]

turn off my police body camera, in a hurry he....

 

[buckeye]

tipped his hat to the lady and proceeded to...

 

[scootercat]

Yank the batteries out of the bodycam and turned the Phazer to

 

[jbrewton]

high and proceeded to electrocute the .............

 

[buckeye]

the chicken that was behind the bar..

 

[jbrewton]

giving off a putrid smell of burnt feathers and leaving a huge white pile of..............

 

[Neck]

Rock salt, the Chicken was toast! And knew he might not be so lucky with the next burst, so he beat it out the back door where he found......

 

[Harleys Papa]

A guy just pulling up on his Harley so he

 

[Newoldstock]

Goose stepped over and perform an illegal cavity search. ( a bit too much???? )